Zen Nightmare is the name of a band I'm in with a few high school classmates. My friend Dave coined the phrase while we were discussing how neither of us are even close to as chill as we'd like to be. I immediately identified it as a perfect band name. So we added a few friends with the same temperment problems, and I commissioned a talented graphic designer friend to make this awesome logo. In case you're wondering, we play heavy metal versions of 1970s easy listening classics. Or at least we will when we learn to play some instruments. Don't worry, it will happen. After all, we need a concert so we can sell these shirts.

If you fall short of your ambitions to be calm and cool, then collect one of these bad boys. You're practically in the band already.

A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.

• All solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Denim color is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (152.6 g/m²)
• Fine knit jersey
• 30 singles
• ¾ sleeves
• Contrast raglan sleeve
• Unhemmed bottom
• Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
• Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
• Tear away label
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!